"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
Vladimir Nabokov gives advice on reading.
his guitar is so big and he is so teensy
This was the best Alex.
I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
Finally a week after Bestival, I’ve found a quiet opportunity to write about it……….annoyed that I have to go by what I remember now rather than the raw excitement and happiness at the time.
First, get an earlybird ticket now (hypocrite, I’m waiting until I get my student loan and feel financially stable) - I’ve been to a fair few festivals and this is the one that I’ll always come back to. I’ve never been to Glastonbury, but I swear to god, this year’s Bestival finale was unlike anything you would ever get there. Watching Kasabian headline on TV from earlier this year just pales in comparison. I only went to watch Chic because I felt like dancing and it ended up being the best act I have ever experienced at a festival or gig ever, the sight will never leave me!! The David Bowie cover with the stage invasion and the world’s largest disco ball sparkling above the most almighty crowd with fireworks and an atmosphere of pure love and joy, I’ve never been a part of anything like it. Beautiful, magical. I was high as that disco ball for days afterwards!!! All this made up my last remaining hours of being teenaged. I could never have envisaged anything more entirely perfect. After it turned midnight and I was TWENTY YEARS OLD, I was feeling a bit tired in my old age and laid down in my tent which was about 20m from the Invaders of the Future tent where Wolf Alice was playing 1-2am. Wolf Alice provided my 20th birthday lullabies. What a fucking ethereal day. I’ll bask in that for my whole life.
Brockenhurst train station ladies toilet wisdom
So neglectful of my page lately what with Bestival, turning 20, and packing to move tomorrow. When I can I’m writing you all a huge Bestival aka pinnacle of my life post. When that will be I’m not sure as we currently have no wifi in our new house… For now enjoy this picture from the weekend of my fruity fishy freak friends